By P. G. Wodehouse
Along with his overbearing sister, woman Constance, and the ill-tempered Alaric, Duke of Dunstable, approximately to descend upon Blandings fortress, Lord Elmsworth calls in his brother, Sir Galahad Threepwood, for ethical help. but if Dunstable exhibits up with a debatable portrait of a nude girl, Blandings erupts in chaos. each eccentric visitor turns out to wish the portray, and for terribly varied reasons—Wilbur Trout since it appears like his ex-wife, and Lord Elmsworth simply because it's a ringer for his puppy pig! How on the earth will Gally type this mess out?
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Disgraziato! (deez-GRAHT-zee-ah-toh) S Go take a good shit! You’ll feel a lot better. Va’ a fare una bella cacata! Ti sentirai meglio. (vah ah FAH-ray OON-an BEH-lah kah-KAH-tah. Tee SEHN-tee-RY-ee MEHL-yoh) Mind your own business! Fatti i fatti tuoi! (FAH-tee ee FAH-tee TOY-ee) You stink! Tu puzzi! (too POOT-zee) The hell with you! Va’ al diavolo! (vah ahl dee-AH-voh-loh) Go to Hell! (The Horns) Va’ all’ inferno! (vah ahl een-FEHR-noh) Damn you! Mannaggia a te! (mah-NAH-jah ah tay) Up yours! Va fa’n culo!
Tee SFEE-doh proh-VAH-chee) Keep your mouth shut! Sta zitto! (STAH ZEE-toh) I’ll be watching you! Ti tengo d’occhio! (tee TEHN-goh DOH-kee-oh) I’ll put the evil eye on you. Ti faccio il malocchio. (tee fah-CHOH eel mahl-OCH-kee-oh) Don’t get me mad! Non farmi arrabiare! (nohn fahr-mee ah-rah-bee-AH-ray) I’ll smack you in the face! Ti do uno schiaffo in faccia! (tee doh OO-noh skee-YAH-foh een FAH-chah) I’ll break your knees! Ti rompo le ginocchia! (tee RUM-poh lay jee-NOH-kee-yah) I’ll break your legs!
Devi essere pazzo! (DAY-vee EH-say-ray PAHT-zoh) You’ve got a thick head! Sei una testa dura! (SAY-ee oo-nah TEH-stah DOO-rah) You’re a brownnoser. Sei un leccapiedi. (SAY-ee oon lay-kah-pee-EH-dee) You dance like a fool. Balli come uno scemo. (BAH-lee KOH-may OON-oh SHAY-moh) You’re not worth spit! Non vali una lira! (nohn VAH-lee OO-nah LEE-rah) You’re a hoodlum! Sei un malandrino! (SAY-ee oon ma-lahn-DREE-noh) You’re a disgrace! Disgraziato! (deez-GRAHT-zee-ah-toh) S Go take a good shit! You’ll feel a lot better.
A Pelican at Blandings (Blandings Castle, Book 11) by P. G. Wodehouse